Ex Quotes | Witty Sayings about Ex Boyfriend, Ex Girlfriend

The end of a relationship is always hard, but it’s often the start of something new. Whether you’ve recently parted ways or just enjoy reflecting on past loves, these quotes about exes capture the humor, pain, and growth that comes with moving on. From witty one-liners to heartfelt reflections, these sayings are sure to strike a chord with anyone who’s had a breakup.

Funny Ex Quotes to Lighten the Mood

Laughter is often the best medicine after a breakup. These funny ex quotes will bring a smile to your face and remind you that it’s okay to laugh at the situation.

• When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.
• I still miss my ex – But guess what? My aim is getting better 😀
• Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
• My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
• That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
• I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again!!!
• If you kick me when I’m down, you better pray I don’t get up.
• Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
• Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
• Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
• Yesterday I ran into my ex. Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.
• My ex boyfriend’s Facebook status said “Suicidal and standing on the edge”…So I poked him.
• That awkward moment when you are seated next to your ex in a church and the priest says turn to your neighbor and tell him/her that it’s not over.
• If your ex texts you saying ‘I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.
• Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.
• Dear ex. Stop getting involved in my life. Because it won’t hurt me, it will hurt you.
• I accidentally bumped into my ex today…With my car…at 60mph…on purpose.
• When your ex tells you that you’ll never find someone like them, just reply “that’s the point”.
• All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room.
• Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.
• If you are still trying to impress your ex then you are totally wasting your life.
• If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them. – Alexis Rose
• Sometimes it’s better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.

Quotes About Moving On from Your Ex

Moving on from a breakup is a difficult but necessary process. These quotes encourage you to let go of the past and embrace the future, reminding you that your ex is not the end of your story.

• You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.
• R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.
• Never run back to what broke you.
• Sometimes good things have to fall apart in order for better things to fall together.
• I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be. – Morgan Hanthorn
• You’re my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.
• Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same. – Matthew Donnell
• One relationship ends but life goes on. Your ‘Ex’ was just a stepping stone to something better. – Sushan R Sharma
• If you’re happy and you know it, thank your ex!
• When I see my ex and feel nothing, that’s when I know I’m finally over it. – Mario Tomasello
• Ex means expired, and an expired one is poisonous.
• Sometimes it’s hard to forget your ex, but in time you will slowly, very slowly, forget about the one you once loved.
• You’re no longer a part of my life, but I wish you the best with yours. – Mario Tomasello
• Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare. – Genereux Philip
• Dear Ex; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.
• Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better. – Reuben Holmes II
• An ex is not the end of the world, it’s the end of a chapter.
• Trying to get your ex’s attention while he’s dating someone else does nothing but cause you pain.
• We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect. – Alex Rosa
• An ex is not the end, it’s the beginning of something new.
• An ex is not a curse, it’s a blessing in disguise.

Witty and Savage Comebacks for Exes

Sometimes, a witty comeback is the best way to handle an ex. These quotes are sharp, clever, and perfect for anyone looking to have the last laugh.

• When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.
• That feeling you get when you run into your ex and you are looking your best.
• Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
• Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.
• My ex boyfriend was flaunting his new girlfriend and telling me he has moved on. When I looked at her, darling that’s not a move on that’s a setback.
• As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that’s the minute they want you back.
• Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself, “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
• That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on Facebook. – Mario Tomasello
• When your ex says “You’ll never find someone like me”. Reply with “That’s the point”.
• If you’re happy and you know it, thank your ex!
• My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.
• That awkward moment when you’re seated next to your ex in church and the priest says, “Turn to your neighbor and tell him/her it’s not over”.
• If your ex texts you saying “I miss you” that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.
• Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos: they hurt you & never go away.
• Sometimes it’s better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.
• Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
• Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
• If I had the chance to hurt you like you hurt me, I wouldn’t take it.
• Sometimes the best revenge is to smile and move on.
• I still miss my ex – But guess what? My aim is getting better 😀
• When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

Heartfelt Quotes about Letting Go of an Ex

Letting go of someone you loved is hard, but sometimes it’s the best decision for your future happiness. These quotes capture the bittersweet process of moving on from a past relationship.

• The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.
• You broke my heart beyond repair but yours will be shattered to death that you can never love again. Then you’ll thirst for my love that you once threw away.
• I thought you took my breath away, but now I know I was choking from all your sh*t.
• Someday, someone is going to thank you for letting me go.
• Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare. – Genereux Philip
• Sometimes it’s hard to forget your ex, but in time you will slowly, very slowly, forget about the one you once loved.
• Sometimes it’s better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.
• I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be. – Morgan Hanthorn
• You’re no longer a part of my life, but I wish you the best with yours. – Mario Tomasello
• Trying to get your ex’s attention while he’s dating someone else does nothing but cause you a gain of pain.
• We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect. – Alex Rosa
• An ex is not a regret, it’s a valuable experience.
• Moving on is never easy, but it’s necessary.
• One day your ex will see you happy with someone else and realize they made the biggest mistake of their life.
• An ex is a part of your past, not your future.
• Breakups are tough, but they’re also a chance for new beginnings.
• Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that doesn’t mean they should get it back. – Stephan Labossiere
• An ex is not a curse, it’s a blessing in disguise.
• When we are in love, we are convinced nobody else will do. But as time goes, others do do, and often do do, much much better. – Jamie Weise
• An ex is not the end of the world, it’s the end of a chapter.
• An ex is not a failure, it’s a lesson.
• Every failed relationship teaches you something valuable for the future.

Breakups are hard, but they’re also a part of life’s learning journey. Whether you laugh about it, cry about it, or simply move on, remember that every ex is just a chapter in your life’s story. Take the lessons, leave the pain, and always look forward to what’s next. Let these quotes remind you that your future is full of possibilities, and the best is yet to come.