Monday Quotes & Sayings for a Positive Monday

Mondays are known for bringing mixed feelings. For some, it represents a fresh start and a chance to pursue new opportunities, while for others, it’s the dreaded day that pulls them away from the weekend’s fun. Whether you’re trying to beat the Monday blues or are ready to embrace the new week with optimism, these Monday quotes and sayings can help you find humor, inspiration, and motivation. Let’s dive into some of the best Monday quotes to get your week started off right!

Funny Monday Quotes

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
Hide. I see Monday.
Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If only one of the presidential candidates would make “Mondays part of the weekend” a campaign promise. They’d get a lot of votes.
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.
I really need a day between Sunday and Monday.
Monday is like a math problem: Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Happy Monday! Or as I like to call it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!
Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
After Monday, even the calendar says W.T.F.
Shortest horror story ever: Monday.
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.
What do you call someone who’s happy on a Monday? Retired.
God gave us Mondays to punish us for what we did over the weekend.
Monday is like a kid having sex for the first time… it came too soon!
If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.
Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. – Rebecca Gober
Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee.

Motivational Monday Quotes

Hey, I know it’s Monday, but it’s also a new day and a new week. In that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. – Michael Ely
If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.
For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
Mondays are the start of the workweek, which offers new beginnings 52 times a year.
Monday is a great day for becoming too busy to die. – Roy Station
Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday is just another day. – Andrea L’Artiste
Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.
The future depends on what you do today. – Mahatma Gandhi
Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life. – Ken Poirot
Let today be the start of something new.
Wake up on Monday and start your day with a commitment to yourself to be better each day.
New beginnings start with the courage to be yourself every Monday.
It’s Monday. Time to take over the world.
With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good.
Monday sets the tone for the rest of the week. Start strong!

Sarcastic Monday Quotes

Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership. – Julio Alexi Genao
I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. – Leggy Saul
Just once, I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.’
If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.
May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution.
If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.
Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My seventh favorite.
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
God gave us Mondays to punish us for what we did over the weekend.
Monday is like a horror movie – it drags on and has too many sequels.

Inspirational Monday Quotes

Monday is a fresh start, a chance to set a new tone for the rest of the week. Start strong.
Monday is the day to unleash the stamina built up after the weekend. – Byron Pulsifer
Just remember, every Monday is a new opportunity to make something amazing happen.
Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life. – Ken Poirot
Wake up on Monday with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.
The best weeks start on Monday. The best lives start with determination.
It’s Monday. Get up and create something remarkable today.
Monday gives you a chance to start fresh, to work toward your goals, and to move one step closer to the future you want.
Every Monday is an opportunity to chase your dreams, set new goals, and move forward with purpose.
New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings, but Monday offers a fresh start every week. – Lao Tzu
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. – Ralph Marston
Make each Monday a stepping stone toward achieving your goals.
On Monday, you’ve got the chance to create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Humorous Monday Quotes

Oh, come on. It’s Monday, not Doomsday.
Wake me up when Monday is over.
Shortest horror story ever: Monday.
What about Monday? That could be our one day where we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes. – Kevin Dalton
Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures. – Arthur Darvill
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
I don’t have a problem with Mondays, I have a problem with “getting to work”.
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.
Just once, I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear that Monday has been canceled.
If Monday were a person, it would be the villain of every movie.
If Mondays were a hairstyle, they’d be a mullet – short and serious in the front, chaotic in the back.

Monday Productivity Quotes

Monday is the day to focus on what lies ahead.
Monday sets the tone for the rest of the week. Start strong!
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life, but they are also the path to productivity.
There are no miracles on Mondays, only hard work. – Amy Neftzger
The first day of the week is your time to make your mark and set the tone for success.
Each Monday is a new opportunity to crush your goals.
On Monday, your job is to rise above the noise and create something meaningful.
Work hard, even if it’s Monday. You’ll be thankful later.
The most effective way to start the week is to commit to productivity on Monday.
Make your Monday count by setting achievable goals and tackling them one by one.

Encouraging Monday Quotes

Don’t let Monday bring you down. It’s the start of a new week and a new opportunity.
Rise up, start fresh, and see the bright opportunity in each day, especially on Monday.
Monday is a reminder that you’re one step closer to achieving your dreams.
Each Monday offers a new beginning, a fresh start to make progress toward your goals.
The only way to get through Monday is by embracing its potential for greatness.
Let’s conquer Monday, one step at a time.
You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. – Zig Ziglar
Monday is not an obstacle; it’s an opportunity to shine and show the world what you’re made of.

Monday, the first day of the week, is often viewed with mixed emotions. While it signals the end of the weekend, it also offers fresh beginnings, new opportunities, and a clean slate. Whether you need a bit of humor to get through the day or an extra dose of inspiration to start your week on the right foot, these Monday quotes and sayings remind us that attitude makes all the difference. Embrace Monday with positivity, laughter, and a renewed commitment to making each week count.