The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year? A pajama party.
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is. – Ivan Illich
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. – George Carlin
Rules and school are tools for fools! I don’t give two mules for rules. – Trenton Lee Stewart
You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year. – Henry Ford
I believe in teaching, but I don’t believe in going to school. – Robert Frost
To educate the peasantry, three things are needed: schools, schools and schools. – Leo Tolstoy
School prepares you for the real world… which also bites. – Jim Benton
Everyone in our school has afterschool activities. mine is going home. – David Levithan
Sunday school: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. – H.L. Mencken
What a school thinks about its library is a measure of what it feels about education. – Harold Howe
I don’t want to go to school and learn solemn things. – James Matthew Barrie
I am of the order whose purpose is not to teach the world a lesson but to explain that school is over. – Henry Miller
A teacher is one who makes himself progresively unnecessary. – Thomas Carruthers
Prison is like high school with knives. – Raegan Butcher
If the school sends out children with a desire for knowledge and some idea of how to acquire and use it, it will have done its work. – Richard Livingstone
Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at the same time. – Mark Twain
What I remember most about high school are the memories I created with my friends. – J. J. Watt
The home environment can undo a lot you try to do at school. – Ray Bradbury
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